They said it.
‘The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.’ Victor Lewis-Smith
‘Quotations will tell the full measure of meaning – if you have enough of them.’
‘Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.’ Dave Barry
‘The world is disgracefully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.’
‘Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.’ Jerry Seinfield
‘A man can sleep around but if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes she’s a tramp.’ Joan Rivers.
‘Sex is the poor man’s polo.’ Clifford Odets
‘The majority of husbands remind me of an orang –utan trying to play the violin.’
Honore De Balzac
‘Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your mid section unprotected.’
‘I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.’
Sir Paul Stephenson, the new Commissioner for New Scotland Yard and I both went to the same school – Bacup and