MTL visits the dentist.
Receptionist: ‘That’s £33 please. That’s for the two of you.’
MTL: ‘But there’s only one of me.
Receptionist: ‘No it’s for you and your wife.’
MTL: ‘Oh did she forget to pay when she was here last week?
Receptionist: ‘No it’s for this morning – she’s sitting over there.
MTL looked over the waiting room at a strange lady sitting next to a man with a puzzled expression on her face.
MTL: ‘That’s not my wife!’
The receptionist was new but fortunately MTL remembered what I look like.
29 comments:
That's not my wife! That's a hat!
Now, where did I hear that?
UB: tell me where UB. My memory's not what it was.
Oh Pat, TWO big laughs already this morning (the other was courtesy of JB) and it not midday yet! I hope my day (and yours) continue's as it started! Thank you! :¬)
xxx
Haha, I remember a rude version of this, that's not a lady, that's my wife...tee hee...
"But there's only one of me." How I like that!
It's a good thing that he had his wits about him!!
LOL!!! Thanks for the giggle, Pat!
wahahahahahahah !
I needed a giggle this morning !
Thanks so much ...
cheers, parsnip
£33.00 is cheap, wife or no wife!!
Mapstew: great pleasure and thanks for the heads up for our mutual friend.
GG: he wouldn't dare!
Judy: yes it must have been one of hi good days:)
Queenie: you can imagine him can't you?
Parsnip: we all need the occasionally:)
John.G: it was just an inspection but as he says it was cheap with a new wife thrown in . Bargain offer.
mmmm I wonder if I would be offered a new husband, only joking
There's not a woman in England who can hold a candle to the beauty of our Pat. The receptionist should have gone to Specsavers.
LOM: Might be worth a try:)
Jimmy: is there a Blarney Stone in Scotland?
Hi Pat I was going to say the receptionist probably had you down as his daughter...but you know better than that!
xoxoxox great story, sugar! ;~D
Oh wow! That's fantastic! Bet y'all had quite a laugh :)
toooo funny! have had a couple of similar experiences myself but not in many moons! thanks for a light stop for my evening! and thanks for your kind words at my campfire - i hope you'll come again!
Oh, my, Oh my. What a delightful laugh you shared with us. :)
Macy: that would be pushing it:)
Savannah: the true ones are the best.xoxoxox
Kath: at first I wondered if he had been chatting her up!
Kim:)
Gipsywoman: I'll certainly come again;)
Maggie: I wish I'd been there to see his face.
Were they going to charge for two just because you accompanied him or was the receptionist assuming you (rather the non-you) was going to be treated as well?
Oh, that is hilarious! Where's a video camera when you need one!?!?!?
Ponita: yes I have to admit I would have liked to see what the opposition looked like:)
Aye hen, but I'd rather be kissing a pretty woman rather than the cold of an oul stone.
Lol. Cute :0 I love your label: "One wife's enough" haha
LOL, LOL.....Oh Dear...Even "in person", some people just can't get it right....lol!
Granny Annie: according to MTL she had been treated so why she was still sitting in the waiting room is a puzzle. I wasn't present at all. confusing isn't it?
Jimmy: no surprise there;)
Luna: thanks.
Naomi: she's new and hopefully will improve with time.
Lovely combination of sadness + merriment - & evoked in so few words, too.
Minnie: thank you;)
Hilarious!
Sheri :)
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