Feeling a little inadequate
Important Man: you’d better give me your mobile number.
Pat: Oh shall I phone your secretary and give it to her?
Important Man: don’t you have it with you?
Pat: er no. I have it written in my diary.
Important Man: …?
Pat ( scrabbling in handbag) Oh I changed my handbag so my diary isn’t here. Sorry.
Important Man: Just text it to me.
Pat: I don’t text. I…
Important Man: – with the hint of a sigh. Just phone my secretary.