The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him last.
He looks like a female llama surprised while bathing.
Winston Churchill on Clement Atlee.
The House of Lords is like a glass of champagne that has stood for five days.
Clement Freud calling Mrs Thatcher : Attila the hen.
You realise you are no longer in Government when you get in the back of your car and it does not go anywhere. MalcolmRifkind
My position on cake is pro- having it and pro-eating it. Boris Johnson.
The trouble with socialism is you eventually run out of other people’s money. Mrs Thatcher.
Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First let her think she is having her own way. And second, let her have it. Lyndon B Johnson
If ignorance is bliss, then you must be one happy liberal. American bumper sticker. The last word may be interchangeable.
A Communist is one who has nothing and wishes to share it with the world. Anon
Gordon Brown looking like a bad tempered wardrobe in a suit.
Michael Deacon from whom I purloined the above from an article he wrote on the newly published Dictionary of Humorous Political Quotations edited by Fred Metcalf